He tells me that Vajayjays are thrown his way at a discount and for free, but he refuses to double dip because he knows what he stands to lose.
My auntie Eno is married to a quiet and unassuming man who has not known any other woman in the biblical sense. On Saturdays, he can be found washing the dishes and eating Cream of wheat.
He would deliver searing insults and castigations at his wife until she sobbed.
He was respectful, attentive and punctuated his sentences with a kiss on her lips. When his sharp tongue was coated with a shot of vodka, he was exceptionally abusive.Arnold Schwarzenegger has been now been inducted to the hall of shame of high profile names who cheat on their wives.If you need more examples, look no further than Bill Clinton, Dominique Strauss-Khan, John Edwards, Francois Mitterrand, Sarkozy, Berlusconi, Larry King, Donald Trump, Rupert Murdoch, Jesse James, JFK…Amma, look at my palms are and take heed.” Even before my aunt’s words started ringing in my ear, my early opinion of the White man had been shaped by carefully crafted Hollywood images.If he was not an action hero scooping women from burning homes, he was caressing her face in a long drawn kiss. White man was glorified in movies like Pretty Woman where he showed the depth of his heart by showering a prostitute with love and affection.